i kept one of the newspaper of my school when i was in college day…i really like the article that pucca put on that newspaper…until now i dont know the identity of pucca….hehehe…some of my classmate in collage know this article….and i want to put it on my blog for remembrance…in my collage year…pucca thanks for this article….those syndrome…is really excist…that we encounter in and out of the school as in everything under the sun!!!!! ummm…okay for sure one of this syndrome that i gonna put in my blog one of us have it….
for starter…
The Sattelite Syndrome = Have you guys encountered someone who makes eavesdropping their hobby,like they’re a big sattelite dish that listens to your conversation and transmits it to the mother ship.If you are one of them,then this is some advise….is not to get caught and make sure you’ve got your facts straight!! Your body is craving for stress that you wanna butt-in to other peeps business and sometimes you tend to misinterpret what they are saying,coz the truth is you can’t relate to what they are talking about.Your clueless of what they are saying but your body urges you to eavesdrop and get some 411’s to spill the information you’ve got.Maybe you are not aware that your making things worse than they already are!…
The Radar Syndrome = There are people here in school that acts like a radar…its like they can find you wherever you are ( as if we have a huge campus ) yah!! They are the few gifted ones that make you feel you’re in a Tom Cruise flick.Imagine how much they save from texting you!!!
Ala Vogue Critic Syndrome = There are peeps that make you feel you’ve worn different shoes or your shirt is inside out because of the way they are staring at you!!! Its irritating,that you wish you were pong pagong so you can hide your head inside the shell or better yet be swallowed by the floor.Its as if they’re at the oscars red carpet,criticizing everyone who’s walking down the catwalk,errr,corridor.You feel like you know the ABC’s of fashion and style and as if you’re getting an A+in the fashion academy of the world!!! reality check!!! for sure you yourself have been through that stage where you have no sense of style…
The Strut,Strut and Pose Syndrome = This refers to those peeps that goes to school like as if there’s a scout for new models or something!!! They go to school all dressed up and everything as in overdressed and all!! ( Not to mention the heavy make-up ) Hello! youre just going to school not a freaking photo shoot.My advice for you is to dress appropriately,settle for clothes that will flatter you but won’t go over the board,and be a little easy on your make-up.There are different styles on putting on make-up that looks simple but still enhances your features.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Syndrome = They are a little insecure of their sense of style and feel that their clothes don’t flatter their body and or face! But the truth is they just lack a sense of confidence.If you know someone who fits my description,try giving him or her a little boost in his or her self-confidence.
The Jufran Syndrome = Is the urge in your body to built-in someone else’s business.For example you and your friends are having a conversation then she listens and then gives her opinion about…they are not just a satellite but also a jufran! hello ??!! Did somebody asked you for your opinion?! this is very irritating!!! You’re wondering why it’s called Jufran Syndrome? it’s because they are nakikisawsaw with other peeps business’.If you want to listen to other peeps conversation,ok go ahead1( Though its wrong )just dont give your POV’s (point of view)just keep it to yourself especially if you are not close to them.
The Jukebox Syndrome = These are the people that sing there lungs out,and they never run out of songs,their voice echoes in the corridor even though they can’t carry a tune.
The Earsplitting Syndrome = Are for those peeps whose voices echo in the hallway,so that if she/he is at the end of the corridor,you still manage to hear what he/she is talking about at the other end.But take note,they are not shouting,that is their natural way of conversing.Their voice and laughter is like the combined bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The On High Syndrome = Have you seen someone who looks like they are lost? or they laugh even if though there’s no reason to laugh? Have you encountered someone totally clueless of what’s happening around him/her? if yes then she/he is suffering on that syndrome (on high syndrome).
okay folks is already finish…hope you can relate on this topic….by pucca…
